Protein Tool 🐟

A keychain sized fork perfectly suited for tins of sardines, tuna, mackerel and cod. The holes along the handle help you grip the tiny utensil and the prongs are rounded enough that it won't poke you on your keychain. Protein Tool is, of course, totally overbuilt, everlasting, unbreakable, unbendable, food-safe, dishwasher-safe, rustproof, ultralight grade 5 titanium. 

I named this tool after the goal it had for me personally but it works for anything you eat on the go! I made it wide enough and flat enough for scooping so it should be able to tackle most things you put in your lunchbox. However, because I want you all to experience it my way AND I want you all to be healthy and fit, every Protein Tool includes a tin of David brand cod. This stuff has absurd macros, tastes great all by itself and has the coolest packaging in the game.

Dimensions: 2.28" x 0.6"

Include 1 S clip and 1 tin of cod.