These paddles are very satisfying and a necessary part of your EDC. When I first opened the box, a sense of wonder and amazement washed over my body very similar to the first time I heard Hot to Go by Chappell Roan. With my sexuality now very much in question, I moved on to cradle Jamie's smooth, round balls in my hand and admire their perfection. The feel, the smell, the entire unboxing was a very lubricious experience that I could easily become addicted to and I can see why so many people write rule 34 fan fiction about this amazing bald man and his EDC trinkets.
